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.l.c. >> steve agee. >> dick tucked. >> i don't know, who cares? wipe it from your memory. it's time for "@midnight." captioning sponsored by comedy central welcome to "@midnight." this is a very special halloween show. happy halloween, everyone. yes, i know, technically it's november 1. we've never aired at 11:59. it's always 12:01, but we don't knave ( bleep ) about that. the internet is a virtual free for all for everyone i would like to welcome our fantastic comedian panel tonight. moshe kasher. ( cheers and applause ). and host of america's only water-based talk show, performing in carolina at new york, natasha leggero. ( cheers and applause ) and from the "new girl" on forks it's outside dairvetion a.k.a., steve agee. >> thai, thank you america. >> you guys-- you look good pup all have edible arrangements on your head. what are you dressed as the same person? >> i'm carmen miranda. >> i'm a little pissed off. natasha told us we all had to dress as carm sen carmen miranda tonight. >> i didn't know it was halloween. i just showed up. >> that would complain the crying. i am very e
and from the "new girl" on forks it's outside dairvetion a.k.a., steve agee. >> thai, thank you america. >> you guys-- you look good pup all have edible arrangements on your head. what are you dressed as the same person? >> i'm carmen miranda. >> i'm a little pissed off. natasha told us we all had to dress as carm sen carmen miranda tonight. >> i didn't know it was halloween. i just showed up. >> that would complain the crying. i am very excited tonight by the way because tonight is our first-everever twak twawk thursday. they're playing for three lucky followers of the "@midnight" account so they will both be winners. hopefully you guys will win something for the people following you. new, dropped from today's internet headlines it's "rapid refresh." the first median to buzz in gets 100 points. i am told the boston red sox clinched the world series last night. congratulations to them, and apparently you don't share that. ( laughter ) fans were understandably enthusiastic as seen in this deadspin foot annual of them flipping over a car with humans still in it. let's celebrate!
spanx is not an invitation. and my guest, steve mcqueen is director of the film "12 years a slave." it's the harrowing story of a non-superhero movie being made in hollywood. (laughter) butterball warns there may be a turkey shortage. apparently they were caught off guard by this whole thanksgiving thing. (laughter) this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) (audience chanting "stephen"). >> stephen: not bad, not bad! welcome to the "report," everybody, good to have you with us. thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. folks, tonight -- folks, thank you. i -- i thank you. i thank you for your honoring of me tonight but, folks, i've got to tell you -- please, sit down. (cheers and applause) ladies and gentlemen, as much -- folks, as much as i love you praising me, tonight i have to start with a praise for you, the colbert nation. because last week, folks, i called out china for donating a measly $100,000 in cash to typhoon victims in the philippines. evidently china can't relate to storm damag
." on the bright side, slavery didn't last as long as i thought. please welcome steve mcqueen! (cheers and applause) hey, mr. mcqueen, thanks so much for coming on. all right, thank you so much for coming on. this is a huge thrill. off giant movie this year. >> thank you very much. >> stephen: now you're a british artist and filmmaker, your films include "hunger" and "shame." currently you're the producer and director of "12 years a slave" which is adapted from an 1853 chronicle of a man named solomon northup, right? >> correct. >> stephen: tell the people the story of solomon. >> well, solomon northup was a free black man that lived in saratoga, new york, who got kidnapped in 1841 and he was brought to the south where he lived for 12 years within slavery. >> stephen: okay, the thing about this movie is i -- you know, i haven't seen it yet, i'm looking forward to it. the thing that i've heard is that it makes slavery look really bad. (laughter) is that a spoiler alert? i don't know. (laughter) >> it was pretty cruel. it was pretty brutal. it was slavery, so unfortunately -- >> stephen: right, right
, uh, no, no, it's cool. i mean. >> that is really the message, i think steve and i as we did the reporting on the book i think what struck us was the profound level of that denial. you are talking about two decades of denial, sort of trajectory of on the one hand, you know, they are attacking independent scienc scientists te scientists who think they will help the nfl and say look you have this problem that brain damage can be caused by playing in the nfl instead of embracing those guys, the nfl is mocking them, attacking them and trying to deny their very existence in some ways and create their own research arm and that research arm basically puts out paper after paper and a journal coopted by the league itself. >> stewart: right. >> and the papers say, nfl players are fine, like concussions are not a big issue, we don't have a problem with this and you guys are going to be cool. >> stewart: meanwhile, players continue to suffer terrible effects of these concussions, and after passing away, at much earlier ages when they do the, they find this ct. >> right, chronic encephalo
to be on t.l.c. >> steve agee. >> dick tucked. >> i don't know, who cares? wipe it from your memory. it's time for "@midnight." captioning sponsored by comedy central welcome to "@midnight." this is a very special halloween show. happy halloween, everyone. yes, i know, technically it's november 1. we've never aired at 11:59. it's always 12:01, but we don't knave ( bleep ) about that. the internet is a virtual free for all for everyone
: not fair. and folks it's no wonder the brown haired guy who is not steve doocy won't go to the doctor. he hates wearing that cone. folks, he's not alone. the fox doc explained the obvious reason why all men, always go to the doctor less. >> we are using the health-care system much less. you know, also, our body are completely different. we only have the prostate. women have the breasts, the ovary, the utterus that get checked. >> yeah, men only have the prostate. (laughter) meanwhile, women are like the mines of moria down there you got the tube, you got the do-dad, you got the chicago bull, you know. you know, you got to kind of squint to make out what's really going on down there. it's like one of those magic eye posters. they say there's a little man in a boat but i've never found it. i tell you what, fellas, tell you what, as long as we're footing the bill for all this lady maintenance i say we demand pap smears. okay? hey, hey! if gynecologist, not gal-nicolo gist. i say we find a place to stick that speculum. they're the doctors. nation as a deeply relige-- religious man i know the
is not an invitation. and my guest, steve mcqueen is director of the film "12 years a slave." it's the harrowing story of a non-superhero movie being made in hollywood. (laughter) butterball warns there may be a turkey shortage. apparently they were caught off guard by this whole thanksgiving thing. (laughter) this is "the colbert report." captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (cheers and applause) (audience chanting "stephen"). >> stephen: not bad, not bad! welcome to the "report," everybody, good to have you with us. thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. folks, tonight -- folks, thank you. i -- i thank you. i thank you for your honoring of me tonight but, folks, i've got to tell you -- please, sit down. (cheers and applause) ladies and gentlemen, as much -- folks, as much as i love you
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